tastefullyoffensive:

Bitchception. [x]

here4rizzles:

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

hahahahahahahahahaha

What do the signs mean when they say "Lets Drink"

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I’m fucking bored and I think this may be the only cure for your shitty personality.

Taurus- I’m just trying to relax here. I earned this. If you try to talk me out of it, I will get mad.

Gemini- You say funny things when you’re drunk. Funny you is my favorite type of you. I might…

B1A2 being adorable, while CNU (…)

blond-o-sonicscrewdriver:

papermategirl:

hi:

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A THING IM SO EXCITED IM SCREAMING

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Everybody got abs except for Mr. Krabs. Poor old Mr. Krabs. 

I guess he’s just Mr Kr now

penis-hilton:

me @ your weak ass anon hate

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

rincentric:

me too

#tbt to when I went to Japan… I plan to go back someday 🌅🗾🗻✈️🏯🇯🇵🍱🍡🎌🎍🎏🎐

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oceano:

 Gudetama can best be descibed as a lazy, distressed egg who likes to lie around -whether he’s fried on rice or casually resting on top of tamago sushi.

Gudetama is officially my favourite Sanrio character.